Saturday, March 23, 2019

A Night At The Museum

A promo photo from the 1969 AMG film Why the Wooden Indian Wouldn't. 

Philip Morrison is the night janitor at a museum where a statue of a wooden Indian (the lovely Eddie Scott) needs some light dusting.  Philip lifts the Indian's loincloth and discovers the statue is anatomically correct!  Suddenly the statue comes to life and starts doing a rain dance.  When the Indian pulls a muscle from all that dancing, the kindly janitor offers a massage.  Soon the two guys are naked and Eddie is lying face down on the floor with Philip straddled on top of him.  

This film premiered at the Los Angeles Park Theater in 1969 and was one of the first films with full nudity to be exhibited in a public forum.  In the promotional material for the film, it was implied Philip penetrates Eddie during the massage.  At best, the two guys assumed the position, but no actual guy-on-guy action took place. 


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